obama had done SEX before how can we let a SLUT rule the USA
Imma call you right back.
― A nigga that ain’t callin you any time soon (via niggawitamacbook)
but first let me take a selfie
― ancient proverb (via booglemoth)
Learn to say ‘no’ without explaining yourself.
― (via j-term)
I was explaining the Mariah Carey joke about her favorite season being winter because that’s the only time you hear her music and my dad said, “It must be a tumblr thing.”
I was at the pharmacy and I was sick and trying to get medicine, and the pharmacist just looked at me and goes, ‘You don’t look like you feel very fetch today.’