England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao
R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me
so my dog was reunited with his parents today
and his dad has provided me with the best reaction picture eVER
you think this is a game, son?
this post is 16 notes away from 70k what the fuck
people that point out acne:
- pack ur bags
- buy a plane ticket
- go to hell
I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them.
Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.”
We’d go have a fancyass dinner, but there’d be no romantic involvement.
I wish platonic dates were a common thing.
I would take each and every one of you on platonic dates.
????? It’ S cALLED??? SPENDING TIME??? WITH A FRIEND??